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- Blokes Organiser |
What
Is The Blokes Organiser ?
 We've
teamed up with FindMeAGift
and TheDogHouse
to bring you a revolutionary new service designed to make sure you
never forget your girlfriend, wife or mistress' birthday and always
get your leg over.
Ingenious - but how does it work ?
You have two options:-
PANIC ! - Her birthday is in a few days and you need ideas
pronto. Go straight to FindMeAGift's personal
shopper and fill in a few details about your loved one. They'll
get back to you with some great suggestions. Just pick one and the
job's a good 'un.
Also, check out our Gifts For Her
section where you'll find a few more excellent gift ideas and lots
of cheeky lingerie.
PLAN AHEAD - In the highly unlikely event that you are planning
ahead, try TheDogHouse's gift reminder service. Just register
a few details about your loved one (birth date, interests, bra
size, etc.) and shortly before each birthday,
anniversary, Valentines Day and Christmas you'll
receive an e-mail reminder and a tailored
list of gift suggestions to help you get things organised
with the minimum of effort.
All you have to do is pick a gift, card and flowers (if you really
want to impress) and it'll all be delivered straight to your beloved.
She'll love you forever and you hardly have to do a thing - perfect
!
But being "organised" is not in my nature.
Hmm, we know. We looked up the word "organise" (we all know
what an organ is but this strange addition to the word is most puzzling
!) and apparently it means "arrange" or "give definite
structure".
All sounds very dull but we blokes have two biological design flaws:-
1) We can't remember dates.
2) We never know what to buy.
And we all know that if we forget a birthday or fail to book a table
at the most romantic restaurant in town on Valentines Day she'll have
our guts for garters or, worse still, slip on the chastity belt and
throw away the key.
What if I can't find something suitable
?
 If
your e-mail reminder doesn't contain a suitable gift then just come
back to the BlokesOnly Totty section and have a browse through our
Gifts For Her selection. We've
scoured the lingerie shops to come up with some great ideas to spark
your imagination (it's a dirty job, but someone has to do it) and
there's also experience days and pampering gift ideas to help you
on your way.
So what are you waiting for ?
Come on, hop to it. Your choices are as follows:-
Panic,
Plan
Ahead,
Check out our Gifts For Her section.
Remember, pick the right gift and your woman will make you
beg for mercy in the bedroom. Fail to deliver the goods on time or
at all and it's the chastity belt for you son. |
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